Sweet Transvestite

Accordi Sweet Transvestite

MI
 How d'you do, I
SOL
 See you've met my
LA             MI    SOL  SOL# LA 
 Faithful handyman
           MI
He's just a little brought down because
SOL
 When you knocked
LA                             MI   SOL  SOL# LA
 He thought you were the candy man
MI                   SOL
 Don't get strung out by the way that I look
LA                         MI
 Don't judge a book by its cover
                             SOL
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
       LA                      MI
But by night I'm one hell of a lover

           SI
I'm just a sweet transvestite
  LA                        MI   RE MI
From Transexual, Transylvania,   ha ha

      MI                     SOL
Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
LA                                MI
 You look like you're both pretty groovy

Or if you want something visual 
SOL
 that's not too abysmal
LA                             MI
 We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie
         
I'm glad we caught you at home
SOL                 LA
  Could we use your phone?
                         MI
We're both in a bit of a hurry (right!)

We'll just say where we are, 
        SOL
then go back to the car
LA                         MI
 We don't want to be any worry

          MI
Well, you got caught with a flat, 
     SOL
well, how about that?
LA                      MI
 Well, babies, don't you panic
                                 SOL
By the light of the night, it'll all seem alright
     LA                  MI
I'll get you a satanic mechanic

           SI
I'm just a sweet transvestite
   LA                       MI   RE MI
From Transexual, Transylvania,   ha ha

             MI 
Why don't you stay for the night? (night)
SOL
 Or maybe a bite? (bite)
LA                           MI
 I could show you my favorite obsession

I've been making a man
SOL
 With blond hair and a tan
LA                             MI
 And he's good for relieving my tension

           SI
I'm just a sweet transvestite
    LA                      MI   RE MI
From Transexual, Transylvania,   ha ha
                           SI
Hit it, hit it, I'm just a sweet transvestite 
                
(sweet transvestite)
    LA                      MI   RE MI
From Transexual, Transylvania,   ha ha


So, come up to the lab
                          SOL
And see what's on the slab

I see you shiver with antici-
        MI
-Pation
                  
But maybe the rain
                     SOL
Is really to blame
                          LA
So I'll remove the cause
                       MI
...But not the symptom

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